Smack gets new avatar!

Due to unforseen lazyness on Smack X's part, he had no avatar...
The Fish People have intervened to remedy this intolerable situation, at: Disreputable Lazy Aliens at least. DLA's all over the world salute you Smack: 10/10 for not bothering your arsage!

Here it is. He looks a bit the worse for wear, eh? That's partly because i've messed about with the .jpg but mainly due to his own stirling efforts: our lad, pushing back the bounderies, so those less fortunate don't have to! It's hosted @Putfile.com (in case anyone cares).

Return of the spak

I'm so online.

Eating my pot noodle mess...

oh yes oh yes oh yes oh yes oh yes oh yes oh yes

OH YE-ES!

So a few people up here have heard Empty Fucking Promises and think it's really good. Been listening to it myself again, bit of time away and I'm not just hearing the faults anymore...
It'd be hard to get the copywrite releases for some of it but maybe we should get someone to look into it.
Can't remember your new email.
Me still using edjog@37.com

DREAMING AGAIN

AND NOT LIKING IT

CANNIBIS HAS WITHELD MY DREAMS FOR YEARS NOW

AND WITHOUT ITS SUBDUING POWERS
I AM BECOMING ANGERED AND DREAMING ALL NIGHT LONG

I FEEL LIKE I AM GONNA BECOME A COMPLETE BASTARD
AND
I FEEL LIKE MY DREAMS ARE A GLIMPSE INTO MY WARPED PAST

ALL I SEE IS SESSIONS, FESTIVALS, DRUGS AND DRUDGES
THAT ARE ALL OLD NEWS

I EVEN DREAMT ABOUT SKOOL
GODAMNIT
AS THE AMERICANS SAY

ALL I WANT TO DO IS SLEEP

I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE TO PROTECT MY HOUSE AND FAMILY
FROM POISON DART BLOPWERS
IN THE FORMAT OF AN EPISODE OF 24
AND
I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ME HOSPITAL VISITS
PRESENTED IN THE FORM OF AN EPISODE OF HOUSE
THESE ARE ALL THINGS I HAD LONG
FORGOTTEN

GODAMNIT

ALL I WANT IS...

MONEY
AND A
BETTER WORLD

THE STRESS OF HAVIING TO RAISE 20,000
LITTLE INSIGNIFICANT PIECES OF PAPER
EVERY FUCKING YEAR
IS
LITERALLY SPEAKING

GIVING ME PHSYCOSIS

NEUROLOGICALLY SPEAKING

IM SUPPOSEDLY ALRIGHT
APART FROM THE DAMAGE OF TEN YEARS ABUSE

I LOST OUT ON MY MRI ALBUM COVER
NO SECTIONS OF THE BRAIN
MABYE SOMEDAY

THE Benzodiazepines WORK
BUT DO WE REALLY NEED TO REPLACE
ONE SUBSTANCE WITH ANOTHER
I THINK NOT

SO SMACK ME UP
IM SIGNING OFF

LOCAL BLOGS FOR LOCAL PEOPLE

LOCAL BLOGS FOR LOCAL PEOPLE
COME ON YA BASTARDS

AVE YOUR FUCKIN SAY

LAZY OLD HANDS

THEY ARE ALL ASLEEP
NO ONE ON THE DE NET
DE BASTARDS
ARE THEY AFRAID OF PROGRESS
OR SUMMIT

WANT TO STAY LOCAL
OR SUMMIT

HANDY OLD DLA

SO RE: "OLD HANDS"

If you are an old hand, even if you're now attached to a new head, email me: edjog@37.com and i'll add you as a member of:

Disreputable Lazy Aliens

where you can add your twopenneth towards an antidote to an excess of right thinking.

MULA

GIMME
GIMME
GIMME

THATS ALL THEY FUCKING SAY
THEY CAN NEVER HAVE ENOUGH

WE SHOULD ALL GET OUR MAC'S
GET SOME ANIMALS TO RUN THE GENNIE'S
AND SIT ROUND THE FIRE
SOMEWHERE IN IRELAND
IN A BENDER
CHOPPING BEATS AND WOOD

ALRIGHT MOTHERFUCKERS

BURN BABYLON DOWN...

FUCKING TYPICAL

FUCKING TYPICAL

WHEN YA NEED SUMMIT FOR FREE
FUCKOFF

WHEN YA NEED SUMMIT FOR CASH
NOBOTHERS

MONEY FUCKS EVERYTHING
MONEY HOLDS US ALL BACK

&

MOST IMPORTANTLY

GIVES US FUCKING
PHSYCOSIS

WANT A FUCKING FREE DRINK?

So I've had to give up the alcohol for much the same reasons as Smack.

I went into the local Indian the other day and ordered a takeaway. I was well polite & perhaps this, in comparison to the drunken idiots eating in, was what promted the fucking manager to lead me to a comfortable seat, provide an ashtray and then shove a snifter of Brandy under my nose!

"Complementary drink, sir?" he opened with.

I could fucking smell it, people! I could have lashed it down my throat faster than Bill Gates makes money!

"Er, no thanx." I replied, but he was 'avin none of it.

"It's alright, I won't charge you for it." he continued, still holding it right in front of my face. I mean, seriously, I was having a hard time not shoving him out of the way and running off, but I'd already paid for the nosh, naatamean?

He finally fucked off with it when I told him I no longer drink alcohol, but asked for water instead. They added a load of extra food free to my order as well. Now this is all good stuff but what gets me is:

WHY THE FUCK DIDN'T ANYONE EVER DO THAT WHEN I WAS WELL ENOUGH TO DRINK THE BASTARD???

EMPIRICAL RAMBLINGS

DIS IS DE CONTINUED BUILDING OF AN EMPIRE

DIRECTIONS

ALL COMMENTS ON
MUSIC
MULTIMEDIA
PIRATE INDUSTRIES
WAR
PEACE
DEATH
HEALTH

DA WHOLE SHA BANG

OLD HANDS

SO I INVITED ALL DE OLD HANDS
WHO'S GONNA TURN UP
IS DE REAL QUESTION

HALF OF U WON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
&
DE OTHER HALF DON'T CHECK DE MAILS

BUT

THE SPACE IS HERE TO RELEASE DE PRESSURE